Fuzzy Pink Bunnies

The FPB's


The Fuzzy Pink Bunnies are the world's most powerful enemy. It is unknown where they originated from or what it is exactly that they want. What is known about them is that they follow orders from some unseen higher power. No one has ever seen their master and lived to tell the tale. They have recently become a great military power with resources to take on Russia and the U.S. However, very few people have knowledge of their existence and even fewer are still alive. The FPB's run most of the governments of the smaller countries, using those countries' leaders as puppets to control the citizens. Known countries under the FPB's control are Croatia, Cuba, Hawaii, South Africa and numerous other countries throughout Africa. We are not entirely sure yet, but we have reason to believe that the President isn't "black." We believe he is a Fuzzy Pink Bunny in disguise. We also have reason to believe that various members of congress and the president's cabinet are Fuzzy Pink Bunnies as well.

The full extent of the FPB's abilities and technology is not yet understood, but we have learned that the FPB's have figured out how to turn us into'' them. ''Because of this, their numbers have increased exponentially. Soon there will be more of them than us and we won't be able to do anything to stop them. We must rebel while we still have the chance! While they are still gathering their forces! If we strike now, we can erase them from our world!



Motivational speech to wage war against the FPB's
ALL SHALL KNOW AND FEAR OUR WRATH! THEY WILL PERISH UNDER OUR MIGHT AND BE DAMNED ETERNALLY TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHERE THEY WILL LEARN THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN AND SUFFERING! NONE SHALL SURVIVE AND NONE WILL BE SPARED! WE SHALL RULE HEAVEN, HELL AND PURGATORY ALIKE! DARKNESS AND DESPAIR WILL COVER ALL POSSIBLE EXISTENCES, AND HELLFIRE AND BIMSTONE SHALL RAIN FROM THE SKYS! THOSE WHO OPPOSE US SHALL BEG TO BE SENT TO THE FLAMES OF HELL AND SHALL THEN BE EXTERMINATED FROM EXISTENCE! THOSE WHO RULE WILL HAIL AND WORSHIP US! THOSE WHO SERVE WILL SERVE ONLY US! WE WILL LEAVE NOTHING IN OUR WAKE BUT ASHES AND CHARRED CORPSES! CITIES WILL CRUMBLE TO THE GROUND AND THE EARTH WILL TREMBLE AT OUR FEET! THE LIVING WILL LEARN THE EXPIRENCE OF DEATH A THOUSAND TIMES OVER! THE DEAD WILL BOW BEFORE US AND REJOYCE IN OUR PRESENCE! WHEN WE ARE THROUGH WITH THE WORLD, IT WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A MASS SLAUGHTER OF BROKEN BODIES SEWN THROUGHOUT ALL THAT EXISTS!